Somers Retro Retreat


Accommodation 8
Bedrooms 3
Bathrooms 2
Parking 2
Free WiFi

About this listing

Enjoy a 70’s style getaway in this beachside location with direct access across the road to Somers Beach and Somers foreshore reserve.
Catch the sea breezes or get cozy in front of the wood burner while playing a boardgame and soaking up the nostalgia of your childhood holidays.

A mirror walled dining space compete with 70’s furniture completes the vintage vibe. The kids can play in the fully fenced yard while you breakfast or barbeque in the side yard accessed by sliding doors off the kitchen/meals area.

An ensuite to the master, loo separate to the main bathroom and a good sized laundry adds to the convenience of this perfectly preserved home.

Park the car and stroll the 7 minutes to the Somers General store for your morning coffee and pop back for lunch after a dip in the ocean or exploring the coastal trails.

Free wifi.

Linen and towels provided.

Guests are responsible for the cleaning of the BBQ, if it does require cleaning there will be a fifty dollar charge deducted from your credit card

Available for a seven (7) night minimum from 26/12 to 02/01, and a minimum of five (5) nights in December and January, and a two (2) night minimum for the rest of the year.

February to November - Sunday check out at 3pm

Strictly no parties, functions, events or schoolies

Easter Weekend - 4 nights -Thurs 3pm until Monday 2pm

Bed configuration - Sleeps maximum of 8

Bedroom 1 - Queen

Bedroom 2 - Queen

Bedroom 3 - 2 x bunks


  • Beach
  • Bird Watching
  • Books
  • Budget
  • Children Welcome
  • Coffee Maker
  • Dining
  • Dining Table
  • Dishes & Utensils
  • Family
  • Fenced Yard
  • Fireplace
  • Fishing
  • Free Wifi
  • Games
  • Golf
  • Heating
  • Internet
  • Kitchen
  • Lawn / Garden
  • Linens Provided
  • Living Room
  • Microwave
  • No-contact Check-in And Check-out
  • Pantry Items
  • Parking
  • Pets Not Allowed
  • Refrigerator
  • Scenic Drives
  • Shower
  • Sight Seeing
  • Snorkeling
  • Stove
  • Surf Fishing
  • Surfing
  • Swimming
  • Television
  • Theme Parks
  • Toaster
  • Toilet
  • Tourist Attractions
  • Towels Provided
  • Walking
  • Wifi
  • Wind-surfing
  • Winery Tours

Bedding Configuration

Room 1
  • Queen Bed x 1
  • Shower
  • Toilet
Room 2
  • Queen Bed x 1
Room 3
  • Bunk Bed x 2
  • Bath
  • Shower
  • Toilet


Terrible Experience

Jen B - 2nd March 2024

We had a terrible experience here. Leaking taps, dirty cupboards and dishes, old food left in the pantry. A sewage pipe burst leaving raw sewage on the outside of the entrance to the house, it was disgusting! The pipe was fixed quickly but the raw sewage was not cleaned up at all. Nancy was very hard to deal with, uncontactable on weekends and when we did speak she made sure to tell me how busy she was and we were not a priority. Do not recommend.